Quotes; The Vicar of Dibley<title></head> <body onLoad = goToAnchor() bgcolor= "#004040" background="http://www.fortunecity.com/homebuilder/wallpapers/0025.jpg" TEXT= "#000000" LINK= "#0000a0" VLINK= "#800000" ALINK= "#0000a0" ><script> (function(i,s,o,g,r,a,m){i['GoogleAnalyticsObject']=r;i[r]=i[r]||function(){ (i[r].q=i[r].q||[]).push(arguments)},i[r].l=1*new Date();a=s.createElement(o), m=s.getElementsByTagName(o)[0];a.async=1;a.src=g;m.parentNode.insertBefore(a,m) })(window,document,'script','//www.google-analytics.com/analytics.js','ga'); ga('create', 'UA-47423994-1', 'fortunecity.ws'); ga('send', 'pageview'); </script> <center> <br> <div> <script language="javascript" type="text/javascript" src="http://ad.broadcaststation.net/ads/show_ad.php?width=728&height=90"></script> </div> </center> <center> <br> <div style="height:5px"></div> </center> <h1 align=center>The Vicar of Dibley.</h1> <p align=center>The Vicar of Dibley is probably one of the funniest programmes ever made. That's according to me anyway. I've got a lot of quotes from it 'cos it's the only thing I've got on video which is worth quoting. I'm afraid I haven't got Alice's I Can't Believe it's not Butter speach, because I haven't got that episode, but it's a classic and you really should find it and read it. Ha ha. So here's the ones I've got so far, but (all together now) there will be more soon!</p> <p align=center>"....And this is a nice woman we met on the flight, um, she was a bit tired when we got to Turkey so Hugo was ever so sweet and carried her bag through customs". (Alice)</p> <p align=center>"We've certainly played the odd round of hide the purple parsnip". (Alice)</p> <p align=center>"I've done the test and it said I wasn't pregnant. The hamster didn't turn blue or anything". (Alice)</p> <p align=center>David: "Apologies for absence".<br> Jim: "No no no no no, yes, I've got one".<br> David: "But you're here".<br> Jim: "Yes".</p> <p align=center>"I am not a lunatic. I have the psychiatric reports to prove it". (Owen)</p> <p align=center>"I think you do know, but you're a custard. Of the cowardy cowardy variety". (Geraldine)</p> <p align=center>"They recreated the dinosaurs digitally; just by using a computer, and I thought maybe we could do the same with Uncle Simon". (Alice)</p> <p align=center>"Sorry I'm late... sheep exploded". (Owen)</p> <p align=center>"Is sex with poodles always wrong?" (Jim) (And all at this website would just like to stress that yes, it is).</p> <p align=center>And here's one of the jokes from the end. There'll be more.... yeah, you know it.</p> <p align=center>"Apparently they've come up with a new low fat communion wafer. They've called it I Can't Believe it's not Jesus". (Geri)</p> <table width=100% cols=1 border=0 cellpadding=10> <tr> <td align=center valign=middle> <font size=+1 color= "#ffffff" >This page has been visited  <img src="http://www2.fortunecity.com/user-cgi/Count.cgi?df=SM\.SW.007">  times. </table> </body>  <center> <div> <br> <script language="javascript" type="text/javascript" src="http://ad.broadcaststation.net/ads/show_ad.php?width=300&height=250&cache=0"></script> <script language="javascript" type="text/javascript" src="http://ad.broadcaststation.net/ads/show_ad.php?width=300&height=250"></script> </div> <br> <br> </center> </html>